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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
stfulily:

pocketsext:

Look at that van go

that comment makes me uncomfortable
aquify:

don’t get attached to someone you could lose

or…
they could make you the happiest you’ve ever been
they could become your biggest motivation
they could give you the world

polycule:

archofroses:

comelylittletree:

This is a really important thing.

fucking mansplaining

Let the record show, that you can be a United States Senator for 21 years, you can be 79 years old, you can be the Chair of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and one of the most recognizable and most widely-respected veteran public servants in your nation, but if you are female while you are also all of those other things, men who you defeat in argument will still respond to you by calling you hysterical and telling you to calm down. They will patronize you and say they admire your passion, sweetie, but that of course, they only deal with facts not your silly, girly, strong feelings. It is inescapable. You can set your watch by it.

Someone explain to me why Rachel Maddow is not president because this 17-minute clip is reason enough for me.

(via iliketosingandstuff)

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(Source: sarcastics, via with-tired-eyess)

siderealsandman:

So she became Secretary of State instead

suck it NASA

dampsandwich:

i was hooked up to a lie detector in an interrogation room. “I love big butts” i told them. i could not lie

(via someninjas)

i literally have three hair styles

repress:

  1. straight
  2. wavy
  3. homeless

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squareclocks:

s-had3:

celestialgrrrl:

looks like he’s saying “pizzaaaaa” so passionately

your mouth says pizza but your hair says ramen noodles.